I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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