New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
