I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
