I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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