K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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