4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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