I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
should my penis look like a turkey
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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