whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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