the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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