I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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