the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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