thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
