Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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