One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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