I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Who put my cat in the fridge?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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