I hate all girls vehemently.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize
