you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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