i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
My pussy is not your playground.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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