What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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