I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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