I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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