well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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