3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
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