Buhtt sex?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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