i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
