you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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