We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Sponge bath it is.
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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