Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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