either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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