Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I have already put on my inside pants.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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