Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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