my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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