We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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