Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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