Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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