Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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