I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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