you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you told grandpa to call you daddy
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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