he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
