More tranny stories later!
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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