oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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