I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
