Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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