i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Semen is not good for contacts.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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