Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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