i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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