What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize
