i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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