in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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