I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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